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Burma Shave Diorama Signs

Burma Shave Diorama Signs

Burma Shave Diorama Signs

$19.95

Verse 1. THE WOLF IS SHAVED SO NEAT AND TRIM RED RIDING HOOD IS CHASING HIM 2. HEAVEN’S LATEST NEOPHYTE SIGNALED LEFT THEN TURNED RIGHT 3. IS HE LONESOME OR JUST BLIND – THE GUY WHO DRIVES SO CLOSE BEHIND? 4. CANDIDATE SAYS CAMPAIGN CONFUSING BABIES KISS ME SINCE I’VE BEEN USING 5. THE BEARDED DEVIL IS FORCED TO DWELL IN THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THEY DON’T SELL 6. MY JOB IS KEEPING FACES CLEAN AND NOBODY KNOWS DE STUBBLE I’VE SEEN 7. PRICKLY PEARS ARE PICKED FOR PICKLES BUT NO PEACH PICKS A FACE THAT PRICKLES 8. SAID FARMER BROWN WHO’S BALD ON TOP WISH I COULD ROTATE THE CROP 9. DIPLOMACY IS TO DO AND SAY THE NASTIEST THINGS IN THE NICEST WAY 10. HER CHARIOT RACED AT EIGHTY PER THEY HAULED AWAY WHAT HAD BEN HUR 11. THIS CREAM MAKES THE GARDENER’S DAUGHTER PLANT HER TU-LIPS WHERE SHE OUGHTER 12. A NUT AT THE WHEEL A PEACH ON HIS RIGHT A CURVE IN THE ROAD FRUIT SALAD THAT NIGHT 13. CATTLE CROSSING PLEASE DRIVE SLOW THAT OLD BULL IS SOME COW’S BEAU 14. SHE EYED HIS BEARD AND SAID “NO DICE THE WEDDING’S OFF I’LL COOK THE RICE” 15. SOAP MAY DO FOR LADS WITH FUZZ BUT SIR YOU AIN’T HE KID YOU WUZ 16. CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET’S HAVE LESS BULL AND LOTS MORE STEER 17. SPECIAL SEATS RESERVED IN HADE FOR WHISKERED GUYS WHO SCRATCH THEIR LADIES 18. THE HERO WAS BRAVE AND STRONG AND WILLIN’ SHE FELT HIS CHIN THEN WED THE VILLAIN 19. SLOW DOWN PA SAKES ALIVE MA MISSED SIGNS FOUR AND FIVE 20. THE BEARDED LADY TRIED A JAR SHE’S NOW A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR 21. IF YOU THINK SHE LIKES YOUR BRISTLES WALK BARE-FOOTED THROUGH SOME THISTLES 22. DOESN’T KISS YOU LIKE SHE USEDTER? PERHAPS SHE’S SEEN A SMOOTHER ROOSTER 23. THE OTHER WOMAN IN HIS LIFE SAID “GO BACK HOME AND SCRATCH YOUR WIFE.” 24. HE HAD THE RING HE HAD THE FLAT BUT SHE FELT HIS CHIN AND THAT WAS THAT 25. BEFORE I TRIED IT THE KISSES I MISSED BUT AFTERWARD-BOY! THE MISSES I KISSED 26. PEDRO WALKED BACK HOME BY GOLLY HIS BRISTLY CHIN WAS HOT-TO-MOLLY 27. USE THIS CREAM A DAY OR TWO THEN DON’T CALL HER SHE’LL CALL YOU 28. THE POOREST GUY IN THE HUMAN RACE CAN HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR FACE 29. HENRY VIII SURE HAD TROUBLE SHORT TERM WIVES LONG TERM STUBBLE 30. DON’T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TOO FAR OR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR 31. SUBSTITUTES ARE LIKE A GIRDLE THEY FIND SOME JOBS THEY JUST CAN’T HURDLE 32. SUBSTITUTES CAN LET YOU DOWN QUICKER THAN A STRAPLESS GOWN 33. PAST SCHOOLHOUSES TAKE IT SLOW LET THE LITTLE SHAVERS GROW 34. THE PLACE TO PASS ON CURVES YOU KNOW IS ONLY AT A BEAUTY SHOW 35. IF YOUR PEACH KEEPS OUT OF REACH BETTER PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH 36. BURMA-SHAVE WAS SUCH A BOOM THEY PASSED THE BRIDE AND KISSED THE GROOM 37. TO KISS A MUG THAT’S LIKE A CACTUS TAKES MORE NERVE THAN IT DOES PRACTICE 38. ALTHOUGH INSURED REMEMBER KIDDO THEY DON’T PAY YOU THEY PAY YOUR WIDOW 39. TRAIN APPROACHING WHISTLE SQUEALING PAUSE! AVOID THAT RUNDOWN FEELING 40. SPRING HAS SPRUNG THE GRASS HAS RIZ WHERE LAST YEAR’S CARELESS DRIVER IS 41. PROPER DISTANCE TO HIM WAS BUNK THEY PULLED HIM OUT OF SOME GUY’S TRUNK 42. MY CHEEK SAYS SHE IS SMOOTH AS SATIN HA! HA! SAY SHE THAT’S MINE YOUR PATTIN’ 43. UNLESS YOUR FACE IS STINGER FREE YOU BETTER LET YOUR HONEY BE 44. A BEARD THAT’S ROUGH AND OVERGROWN IS BETTER THAN A CHAPERONE 45. THE HOBO LET HIS WHISKERS SPROUT IT’S TRAINS—NOT GIRLS THAT HE TAKES OUT 46. DINAH DOESN’T TREAT HIM RIGHT BUT IF HE’D SHAVE DINAH-MITE! 47. ON CURVES AHEAD REMEMBER SONNY THAT RABBIT’S FOOT DIDN’T SAVE THE BUNNY 48. TO KISS A MUG THAT’S LIKE A CACTUS TAKES MORE NERVE THAN IT DOES PRACTICE 49. THE ANSWER TO A MAIDEN PRAYER IS NOT A CHIN OF STUBBY HAIR 50. I KNOW HE’S A WOLF SAID RIDING HOOD BUT GRANDMA DEAR HE SMELLS SO GOOD 51. A CHIN WHERE BARBED WIRE BRISTLES STAND IS BOUND TO BE A NO MA’AMS LAND 52. TO STEAL A KISS HE HAD THE KNACK BUT LACKED THE CHEEK TO GET ONE BACK 53. IT GAVE MACDONALD THAT NEEDED CHARM HELLO HOLLYWOOD GOOD-BY FARM 54. AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT IT’S A BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN’T IT? 55. WE CAN’T PROVIDE YOU WITH A DATE BUT WE DO SUPPLY THE BEST DARN BAIT 56. SUBSTITUTES CAN DO MORE HARM THAN CITY FELLERS ON A FARM 57. THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE’S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING 58. VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE PINK ON GRAVES OF THOSE WHO DRIVE AND DRINK 59. HE TRIED TO CROSS AS FAST TRAIN NEARED DEATH DIDN’T DRAFT HIM HE VOLUNTEERED 60. “NO NO” SHE SAID TO HER BRISTLY BEAU I’D RATHER EAT THE MISTLETOE 61. IF ANYTHING WILL PLEASE YOUR JILL A LITTLE JACK FOR THIS JAR WILL 62. THE BIG BLUE TUBE’S JUST LIKE LOUISE YOU GET A THRILL FROM EVERY SQUEEZE 63. ANGELS WHO GUARD YOU WHEN YOU DRIVE USUALLY RETIRE AT SIXTY-FIVE 64. THE MONKEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT JIM AND THREW THE PEANUTS BACK AT HIM 65. THE DRAFTEE TRIED A TUBE AND PURRED WELL WHADDYA KNOW I’VE BEEN DEFURRED 66. THIS COOLING SHAVE WILL NEVER FAIL TO STAMP ITS USER FIRST CLASS MALE 67. MEN WITH WHISKERS ‘NEATH THEIR NOSES OUGHTA HAVE TO KISS LIKE ESKIMOSES 68. PASSING CARS WHEN YOU CAN’T SEE MAY GET YOU A GLIMPSE OF ETERNITY 69. IF DAISIES ARE YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER KEEP PUSHIN’ UP THOSE MILES-PER-HOUR 70. HE LIT A MATCH TO CHECK GAS TANK THAT’S WHY THEY CALL HIM SKINLESS FRANK 71. THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER APRIL JUNE AND THE SPEED OFFENDER 72. DIM YOUR LIGHTS BEHIND A CAR LET FOLKS SEE HOW BRIGHT YOU ARE 73. BEN MET ANNA MADE A HIT NEGLECTED BEARD BEN-ANNA SPLIT 74. HE PLAYED THE SAX HE HAD NO B.O. BUT HIS WHISKERS SCRATCHED SO SHE LET HIM GO 75. YOU CAN DRIVE A MILE A MINUTE BUT THERE IS NO FUTURE IN IT 76. IF HUGGING ON HIGHWAYS IS YOUR SPORT TRADE IN YOUR CAR FOR A DAVENPORT 77. THIS SHAVE IS LIKE A PARACHUTE THERE ISN’T ANY SUBSTITUTE 78. IF YOU MUST TEST HER PUCKER PAINT BE SURE TO DRIVE WHERE TRAFFIC AIN’T 79. I’D HEARD IT PRAISED BY DRUG STORE CLERKS I TRIED THE STUFF HOT DOG! IT WORKS 80. WITHIN THIS VALE OF TOIL AND SIN YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD BUT NOT YOUR CHIN 81. FROM NEW YORK TOWN TO PUMPKIN HOLLER IT’S HALF A POUND FOR HALF A DOLLAR 82. SAID JULIET TO ROMEO IF YOU DON’T SHAVE GO HOMEO 83. SHAVING BRUSHES YOU’LL SOON SEE ‘EM ON A SHELF IN SOME MUSEUM 84. IF HARMONY IS WHAT YOU CRAVE THEN GET A TUBA BURMA-SHAVE 85. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE YOU HAVEN’T DRIVEN VERY FAR 86. WE’RE WIDELY READ AND OFTEN QUOTED BUT IT’S SHAVES NOT SIGNS FOR WHICH WE’RE NOTED 87. THESE SIGNS ARE NOT FOR LAUGHS ALONE THE FACE THEY SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN 88. DON’T TAKE A CURVE AT 60 PER WE’D HATE TO LOSE A CUSTOMER 89. WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THAT GAL BUT USE BOTH HANDS FOR DRIVING PAL 90. FAREWELL O VERSE ALONG THE ROAD HOW SAD TO SEE YOU’RE OUT OF MODE

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This is a 6 piece set of Burma Shave diorama signs in 1:24 scale. They are approximately 1.75"H x 1.75"W. They are custom printed with your favorite Burma Shave rhyme. Green base and brown posts are included.

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